Another of Mom’s E-Mails: RECALL NOTICE

 I thought you might enjoy this.  Never saw it put quite this way, but in this technical age maybe some will take notice.

This is totally amazing. Be sure to read it. Talk about clever and to the point! Never heard it put quite like this before RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as “Subsequential Internal Non-morality,” more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.Some of the symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion   The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’! Because HE Lives!

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God Tells You What You Need To Know Through Others

 

 

My “This day’s Thought” e-mail was this:

If a man carries his cross beautifully and makes it radiant with glory of a meek and gentle spirit, the time will come when the things that now disturb will be the events for which he will most of all give gratitude to God.

Unknown

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“So don’t worry about these things, saying, ‘What will we eat? What will we drink? What will we wear?’ These things dominate the thoughts of unbelievers, but your heavenly Father already knows all your needs. Seek the Kingdom of God above all else, and live righteously, and he will give you everything you need. So don’t worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring its own worries. Today’s trouble is enough for today.”

Matthew 6:31-34
The New Living Translation

How appropriate for all that I am going through right now!  God is so gracious!!  He speaks through others to give us a Word where and when we need it!  I almost cried with I read this.

And along with that, I was left a comment with a YouTube video on it that did make me cry but they were good tears.  Paulette is a new reader, along with her friend Pat who referred her to my site, and God sent them both here to befriend and uplift me!  I needed their friendship and words of encouragement desperately.  Thank you dear ladies!!  You are both gifts to me from Him!  I pray that He will bless you as richly as He has me!

I thought I would share this with you because I know there are others out there that probably could benefit from this as much as I did.  I love you all and cherish you greatly.

Always remember that Jesus died for us because He loves us!

With a heart of gratitude,
Teresa Marie

Doctor’s Fee

 

God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.

Benjamin Franklin

 

When it’s God Who heals
the doctor takes the fee
and His ‘thunder” steals
like He is his enemy

But the whole truth is
his job he couldn’t do
without the help that’s His
he wouldn’t have a clue

They all take His credit
as if it were their own
and from their speech do edit
the miracle they have kown

“Cause there is much to lose
if they admit He’s there
and we need only choose
to place it in His care

Just remember what I’ve said
when to the doctor you go
what they put in your head
doesn’t mean they really know

God’s the One Who heals you
regardless of what they say
He tells them what to do
in each and every way!

Teresa Marie  7/6/11

E-Mail From Mom – The Wonders Of A Coffee Filter

You guessed it, another great one from mom!  I would have never thought of most of these things, would you?

 

*** Better than paper towels and a lot less expensive *****

 

 

COFFEE FILTERS

Coffee filters …. Who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing – even the large ones.

1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.

2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome… Coffee filters are lint-free so they’ll leave windows sparkling.

3. Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.

4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.

5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.

6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.

7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.

8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.

9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.

10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.

11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.

12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters.

13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc on them. It soaks out all the grease.

14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great “razor nick fixers.”

15. As a sewing backing. Use a filter as an easy-to-tear backing for embroidering or appliquéing soft fabrics.

16. Put baking soda into a coffee filter and insert into shoes or a closet to absorb or prevent odors.

17. Use them to strain soup stockand to tie fresh herbs in to put in soups and stews.

18. Use a coffee filter to prevent spilling when you add fluids to your car.

19. Remove fingernail polish when out of cotton balls.

20. Use them to sprout seeds. Simply dampen the coffee filter, place seeds inside, fold it and place it into a plastic baggie until they sprout.

21. Use coffee filters as blotting paper for pressed flowers. Place the flowers between two coffee filters and put the coffee filters in phone book..

22. Use as a disposable “snack bowl” for popcorn, chips, etc.

23. Use them as a spoon rest while cooking and clean up small counter spills.

24. Can use to hold dry ingredients when baking or when cutting a piece of fruit or veggies.. Saves on having extra bowls.

21. Use them to wrap Christmas ornaments for storage.
 

 

 

 

 

 

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