To Be Six Again – Hilarious E-mail From My Brother

 

To Be 6 Again!

 

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’ she said still looking in the mirror.

 

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite  candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! 

 

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 

‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. 

SEND
THIS TO ALL THE MEN & WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH.

 

 

The Power Of Love

When the power of love overcomes
in all its total sums

The pursuit and love of power
’twill be our finest hour

When the world will know peace
hatred and war will cease

When the heaven of God‘ll be
on earth for all to see.

Teresa Marie  7/30/11

Measure Your Wealth

Measure your wealth not
on what it can buy
but rather you ought
a different ruler try

For what you have today
will another turn to dust
somewhere along the way
we need to conquer lust

 If you measure the things
that no money could buy
the joy that it brings
can almost make you cry

The friend that’s always there
through the good and bad
who has time to spare
when you are feeling sad

The spouse that loves you
who always takes your hand
and in everything you do
next to you will stand

The child that you adore
no money could ever replace
and you wish for nothing more
than a smile upon their face

If these are the things
which by wealth one measures
the song their heart sings
will be one of simple pleasures.