A New Laugh Via My Mother; Identity Theft

Until I read this, I did not realize how serious, identity theft was becoming.  Pass this on to your loved ones and friends.

 Blessed are the cracked,
for they let in the light

Rainbowed Affair – Waka (Tanka)

*image source: latoro.ru

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/08/poetic-forms-waka.html

On Fields Of Honor – Waka (Chõka)

 *image source: wallpaper-s.org

Dedicated to my nephew Nathan, my uncles and cousins
and all the other soldiers who have served on “fields of honor”.

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/08/poetic-forms-waka.html

Hosting Funny Bunny Fridays

 

Jingle Poetry invited me to host the Funny Bunny Fridays @ The Purple Treehouse this past week.  I am very honored and humbled that I would be thought of for this.

It is posted once a month on the 1st Friday.  People can share whatever examples of humor they wish; whether it be jokes, stories, poems, limericks, etc.

I would like to invite you all to stop by sometime and join in the laughs.

Also, if you have something that you would like to share with the community, we would love to have you!  Just stop by and follow the directions.

You can find us at the following link:

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/

 

Peace, love and laughs,

Terri

 

Of All Things – My Second Attempt At Haiku

*

Found in Divinity 

the First and Last of all things

going to infinity!

Teresa Marie  12/21/11 ©

 

 

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/07/poetic-forms-classic-haiku.html

The Woman – Thursday’s Other Limerick

She entered the room with a frown
only attire was a hospital gown
I said “Look toward the trash
while your boob I then smash
– were your underwear always that brown?”

 

Or

 

“Strip ’til you’re completely bare
this gown you must then wear
I know it all gets old
 and might be a little cold
with your legs stuck up in the air!”

 

Teresa Marie  12/1/11

lol, had to make it even girls!!

 

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-bunny-fridays-week-5-december-2.html

 

The Man – Thursday’s Limerick

The man at me did scoff
after he took it all off
I said, “Would you please understand”
with his balls in my hand
“all I need is a little cough!”

 

or:

 

“You must be realistical
time for a yearly physical
once we have begun
will be over and done
just let me squeeze your testicle!”

 

 

Teresa Marie  12/1/11

lol, it’s that time of the year?

 

 

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-bunny-fridays-week-5-december-2.html

 

A Laugh For Your Friday Via My Nephew

 
Did we elect these people??


 
Civil War planes? Let me know how that works out.


 
I’m saying GREAT paint job.


 
“We had no idea anyone was buried there.”


 
I didn’t know we could choose.


 
This one says it all.


 
Please, anyone, if you’ve seen this man
.??

 

 
 
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? 
 

 
I WOULD HAVE GUESSED AGE 19. 

 
 
OK, THAT’S JUST MEAN!

http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/10/funny-bunny-fridays-week-3-october-7-16.html

 

For Old Ire’

This poem is for old Ire’
The land I hope someday to see
From whence my family came
With O’Brien as our last name
Proud of our Irish history

The Purple Treehouse Week 3 submission #2 – Limerick

Trying A Limerick

Today I’ll try a limerick
Thought it’d be a kick
To give it a try
And me oh my
Hope this did the trick!

The Purple Treehouse Week 3 submission #1

(As I understand it, a limerick is a 5 line poem.  Lines 1, 2 & 5 must rhyme and lines 3 & 4 must rhyme)