He Got Me, LOL! – Nude Santa Via My Brother

NUDE SANTA  —– Careful, some may find it distasteful

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For Crying out loud………Act your age…….. There is no Santa!!

Sometimes I just can’t believe you!!!

A Pastor On His Death Bed – Via My Brother – LOL! A Monday Night Chuckle

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An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an Internal Revenue Service agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.  When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything.  Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. 

Finally, the Lawyer asked, Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here? The old pastor mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I’d like to go.

Your Morning Smile – Via My Onery Mother

See What I Mean – Another E-Mail From Mom

Subj: Engineer at Texas A&M


Now you gotta admit, that’s funny!!  🙂  But she is just blowing me away with these e-mails.  Guess you can’t tell that my family likes to laugh, huh?  Gotta be the Irish in us!  Hope these didn’t offend anyone but darn it, it was too funny not to share it. 

Don’t shoot the messenger,

The Happiness Fairy Via My Mother

This isn’t something that I would normally put on my site but it was too funny not to because it came from my mom.  So I have this question:  Do people get more onery and raunchy then they get older?  My mother never said a cuss word in her entire life when I was growing up.  Now that she is 80,  it seems she keeps sending me these e-mails that I would not have expected from her 20 years ago, lol!  There are a lot of them that I won’t put on here because they are just too, too bad for a site like mine.

I was just curious 🙂

Just in fun,

There is Really No Fix For Being Irish – Via My Mother

This really happened in  Ireland .
There is no fix for being Irish
My day looks pretty good after seeing this!  

I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal
Car upside down in the bay –
see the guy standing on
Call out the Crane Truck!


Coming back up…coming…coming 



 Coming…almost there! 



I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck ! 
Time to get a Bigger Truck!


Ok, we got the car..let’s get the other Truck now!  

O…O…oohhh No!! 
Who’s gonna explain this one to the insurance guys?
SEE, your day has not been so bad after all… 


How Many Of These Ads Do You Remember? Via My Brother

You’ll never see them again!

Wow, with ads like these we didn’t stand a chance, did we?!  lol.

One In-bread Dog – A Laugh For Your Thursday Via My Brother


This one cracked me up!!!  Hope it did you too.

A Laugh For Your Saturday Via My Eldest Daughter

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.‘You talk?’ he asks. ‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that crap.

A Quick Laugh For Your Monday Via Mom

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly…..on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.