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Peace, love and laughs,
Terri
You’ll never see them again!
Wow, with ads like these we didn’t stand a chance, did we?! lol.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.‘You talk?’ he asks. ‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that crap.
REDNECK BABY CHAIR ANDTEETHING RING
A Jolly Good Recovery
Pass this along to those that need a little laugh
My family are all jesters in their own way, lol! You may have to be in my age group to appreciate this humor, ’cause Sara didn’t get most of these.
Everybody needs a jester
in their life somewhere
Who can make you laugh
in the midst of despair
Always ready with a story
to lighten your darkest days
And adds a little color
to all of your grays
Ready with a joke
or maybe even two
Wants to make you laugh
when you’re the most blue
For a jester can be
the best kind of friend
When your pain they see
great effort will they spend
No matter if the laugh
does come from a joke
That at their own self
the fun they must poke
‘Cause a jester often goes
all for the extra mile
If that’s what it takes
just to make you smile!
Teresa Marie 9/17/11
The jester of this family
My bestest girlfriend
what a little hottie
and a top model
cute isn’t she!
You wanna be her
it’s okay, I know
everybody else does
anywhere we go!
Me and my best buddies
are going out for beer
but let me assure you
that we were thinking clear
Another buddy said he’d drive
and we all piled in
’cause a designated driver meant
that the drinking could begin!
Aw man, you’re kidding me
I gotta ride this bike?
Couldn’t you give me a break
and at least make it a trike?
‘Cause I just don’t fit
this seat is killing me
tail got caught in the spokes
and it almost ripped it free!
Ha-ha you’re really funny guys
is this a cigarette or not?
Oh, it really is one?
Then have a light you got?
What no internet service?
You must be kidding me!
We’ll miss the Youtube video
of that crazy chimpanzee!!
It’s at the royal wedding
and the whole gangs here
can’t wait for the reception
to drink a little beer!
Just a little monkeying around for fun! Hope you enjoyed it.
Terri
What about God? 