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Tag: Limericks
Give Me Some Sticks – Thursday’s Limerick
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One day a monkey came along
and wanted to play a us song
saying “hey there, give me some sticks
I’ll give those drums a few good licks”
but man oh man did we do wrong!!
Teresa Marie 3/8/12 ©
Pretty Keen – Monday’s Limerick
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Hey there, whatcha know?
How do you like my afro?
I think it’s pretty keen
I only use Afro Sheen
’cause it makes it glow!
Teresa Marie 3/5/12 ©
Only Dare! – Friday’s Limerick
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Thursday’s Limerick – Oh Please!
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Come On Man! – Monday’s Limerick
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Aw, come on man!!
You just don’t understan’,
please take a breath
you’re scaring me to death
with no life insurance plan!!!!
Teresa Marie 2/20/12 ©
Ninja Bear – Wednesday’s Limerick
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One day ninja bear
decided war to declare
when brother came at him
chances were quite slim
that he’d get anywhere!
Teresa Marie 2/15/12 ©
Milk – Tuesday’s Limerick
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Can I have more milk please?
Give that utter one more squeeze.
Hey watch out where it goes
it just went up my nose
and now I’ve got to sneeze!
Teresa Marie 2/14/12 ©
Ride – Monday’s Limerick
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Monkey went for a ride
at the evening tide
on a dog named “Doodle”
who was no miniature poodle
thinking “That darn promoter lied!”
Teresa Marie 2/13/12 ©
Bomb – Wednesday’s Limerick
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What about God? 