Fantasy Party

It was my birthday
and the party time
But nobody came
it was a crime

So I went outside
by the old tree
And took my book
to make a fantasy

My own pretend guests
did I then invite
I think you’ll agree
they were a sight

There’s good ole’ Abe
reading along with me
And we had cop to
keep us invader free

With my own version
of dinosaur to ride
We’ll play some games
my turn to hide

For hours and hours
we will party down
and this party hat
will be my crown

Nobody else can come
to my private party
 what fun they’ll miss
for them dissing me!

Teresa Marie  9/18/11

To Be Six Again – Hilarious E-mail From My Brother

To Be 6 Again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
‘I’d like to be six again’ she said still looking in the mirror.


On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
  candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! 

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. 



For My Mother on Mother’s Day


What is my mother to me?
Everything that a mother should be,

Ready when needed to scold,
A warm, soft hand to hold ,

Quick to punish for a sin,
A cozy lap to sit in,

Strict when I had gone wild,
Loving to her sweet little child,

Sometimes I have made her sigh,
And others I’ve made her cry,

But our bond I didn’t destroy,
Which brings me the greatest joy,

Lost without her would I be,
She means the world to me!

Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
Happy Birthday too!
I love you more than you know!!

Teresa Marie  5/7/11